Our mission we'll not botch, your safety ne'er neglect! Here comes the Watch.your arses we protect Given the epic magnitude of our battle against rampaging monsters, we urge all true heroes to join the Watch.Īnd really, do you need any more good reasons to join? Well, here is our awesome AMCW anthem, fully created and lovingly compiled by our guild members. However, due to growing instability in the lands beyond the city, this old, wise and generally insane Council of prominent gods has been forced to retire to where the thingamajig is hitting the wossname, leaving behind a new and (mostly) fresh Inner Council of high-ranking officers in their wake, led by the intrepid and quickly becoming too old for this cra- uuhh. The modern watch has been expanded and organized under Sir Samuel Vimes, and it has become a model of diversity (though perhaps not efficiency) by recruiting heroes from all races, classes and abilities (or lack thereof).Īfter a disastrous thaumic experiment by Ponder Stibbons at Unseen University, the space-time continuum was rendered moot, and the members of the watch found themselves serving as peace makers throughout Godville.įor many years, our Honorable Commander Sir Samuel Vimes has lead the Watch, along with his guild co-founders, Mustrum Ridcully, Havelock Vetinari, Rob Anybody and Granny Weatherwax. It has an illustrious and ignoble history, and you should definitely read all about it. The Ankh-Morpork City Watch was originally founded in 1561 by King Veltrick I. Data current as of Hex: +++Divide By Cucumber Error.

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